© HELLMOUTHS
"Among the many things that Morrissey has said on record that he actually hates are Elton John, George Michael, Madonna, Vic Reeves, Bob Geldof, Tony Wilson, meat eaters, DJ-s, journalists, Sundays, sunbathers, B. A. Baracus, jokes about wagon wheels, the MCC, bluetack, Fred Wedlock, Branston pickle, loft lagging, igneous rock, bulldog terriers, Glade plug-ins, chip forts, the phrase ‘Mr Morrissey you require three snookers!, crisps, the M-25, Friday afternoons, tortoises, crayons, pasta as a starter, Philippa Forester, Sarah’s next door neighbour, skin on rice pudding, Barbery, tadpoles, orange peel, The Honey Monster, polyester, boob tubes, the smell of parmezan, disposable razors, Yetis, magnifying mirrors, gits, millipedes, olives, coy carp, and most of all, pointless lists without punchlines."

"Among the many things that Morrissey has said on record that he actually hates are Elton John, George Michael, Madonna, Vic Reeves, Bob Geldof, Tony Wilson, meat eaters, DJ-s, journalists, Sundays, sunbathers, B. A. Baracus, jokes about wagon wheels, the MCC, bluetack, Fred Wedlock, Branston pickle, loft lagging, igneous rock, bulldog terriers, Glade plug-ins, chip forts, the phrase ‘Mr Morrissey you require three snookers!, crisps, the M-25, Friday afternoons, tortoises, crayons, pasta as a starter, Philippa Forester, Sarah’s next door neighbour, skin on rice pudding, Barbery, tadpoles, orange peel, The Honey Monster, polyester, boob tubes, the smell of parmezan, disposable razors, Yetis, magnifying mirrors, gits, millipedes, olives, coy carp, and most of all, pointless lists without punchlines."

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