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jas720:

I know cat I know

jas720:

I know cat I know

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palaeophis:

ensure to gently pat dry your noodle after washing

palaeophis:

ensure to gently pat dry your noodle after washing

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

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"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

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Y’all shouldn’t tempt me like this.

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National Ugly Mugs scheme needs donations! Help sex workers alert and report dangerous clients

missfreudianslit:

soaskmeaskmeaskme:

Help keep sex workers safe! The scheme is a mechanism for sex workers to report dangerous individuals and keep each other informed. please donate if you can, they need money to keep running.

i’m not sure if they’re on tumblr…i saw this on twitter. 

https://uknswp.org/um/

https://twitter.com/NationalUglyMug

Donate here

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donrickles:

Richard Pryor’s television debut.

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poehlersvortex:

My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early. - Amy Poehler

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I wanna start our family
Well buddy, I got some good news for you

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